This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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