How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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