idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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