So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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