I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
