the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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