idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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