you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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