The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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