At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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