road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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