i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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