I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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