so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You pole danced in your parka.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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