but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
