We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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