I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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