dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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