fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
