I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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