haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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