I looked at my own cervix.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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