I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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