i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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