If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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