I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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