Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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