Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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