he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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