Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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