so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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