Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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