is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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