in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
porn star boner night. come get it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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