At least make sure they are 18
Why
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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