So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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