Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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