with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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