New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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