i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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