okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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