My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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