I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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