booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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