i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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