Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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