yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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