There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
