Porn is love you can see.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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