i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
be right there i have to get my cape
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
