...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i barfeds in our rink
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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