"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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