garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
why do cheetos always look like penises
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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