ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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